Wednesday, 24 November 2010

Okai Chisato: 1st Solo DVD Trailer: FINALLY!


Well technically it isn't because we only have the trailer, but thanks to the new youtube channel that H!P kindly made for C-ute, we get a trailer or the first official solo DVD tat is the making of for Okai's first official Photo Book which I aim to get my hands on.

Chisato is just THAT awesome people. So, let's have a pic spam of this advertisement of the PB, shall we?

The opening of the 'commercial' shows our lovely Chisato sitting at a train station in a school uniform. Oh she's so beautiful! She then slowly turns her head..
And we have Chisato facing the camera! We also get the title of the DVD which is, in my opinion, pretty good as an opening sequence to the advertisement of he DVD and hopefully the proper opening. I guess it adds a bit of class (in my opinion).
nd then it fades into CHISATO LEGS! Man, Chisato... you have some nice pins there... you are living proof that not all the H!P girls are stick thin... you and Risako, that is.

Anyways, as we look at her legs the camera slowly rises up her body, and we come face to face with Chisato herself.

She can see you! Oh she is so beautiful!

We then cut to the other side of Chisato, and the camera man edges ever so closely to her to capture her beautiful face...

She caught him! Oh Chisato, you are just beautiful... (I keep saying that, but she really is) I do love how she's just smiling slightly towards the camera, almost like she's happy about catching him looking at her.

Bikini Time! We are then cut to this piece of awesomeness... Chisato running in a beautiful bikini... pink and turquoise really suit her, and it's fun to watch her run... in a bikini... ;P

Can you blame me for taking a second pic of this? Though it isn't easy to capture pics off youtube when the object you are viewing is in full motion..

And we then fade into Chisato laying in a hammock, her hand in front of the camera. She takes her hand away a few times and brings it back towards the camera as the hammock swings, laughing and smiling. Oh, Chisato... BTW the words on her bikini say 'Cute & Sweet'. Oh so true, Chisato...

Back to cutting to the next scene! This time, Chisato is by the sea~ So obviously she's on a beach and there she is posing. Chisato you beauty... :o side boob! I think Chisato is one of the few H!P members with actual boobage?

She looks at us again! She looks absolutely stunning here... even if it is a screen-capped pic...

Now, observe...

... :o

 .. o-o
... O 3O


Now that's what I'm looking foward to in the PB, and a load of other Wota, too...

Now we have a beautiful sunset scene with Chisato, still on the beach, but still looking beautiful. She suits the sunset scene in my opinion...

And she smiles! I do adore that smile of hers... it makes her even more beautiful than she already is. Her nose is cute, too.

Chisato, bathing in the sunset light as she sits in a tree... beauty... beautiful = 3=

I enjoy this scene; more Chisato in a BIKINI! She's just walking in front of the camera man (obviously) but she faces forwards first and then turns to give us Okai booty! YAAY!

Now we have her in front of a waterfall; with slightly damp hair I guess. I like this but she does not move! Me like movement! Even if it s a bitch to screen cap when she moves.

Oh, hello there Chisato!

Beautiful as always....

She's giving me the come hither look... and you guys, too.

 Oh look, Chisato noticed her boobage.

 And now for the good stuff...
The camera starts to go across Chisato's body starting fro her toes...

And then her legs and butt and tummy - what a lovely tummy.

And then finally we see her beautiful face and her bust... Oh Chisato...

And we then end with her smiling before the video fades to black and the dates for the release of the PB come up in white writing with a back background.

SO all in all this video took over 2 minutes and it was definitely the best 2 minutes of my teenage life. I was already sold on buying the PB before hand, but this advertisement for the PB just made me want to buy it more.. From the beginning I enjoyed seeing her posing, until the very end where we just got to see how gorgeous she looks in a bikini. It is very nice to finally see Chisato taking the spot light for once, and hopefully she will spawn a second PB after this one because she certainly deserves it; she's getting more and more popular (Thank goodness!) and she's one awesome singer as well as very beautiful.

You should check out the video yourself to see if you like it or not; personally I think that it was beautifully made (then again it has Chisato in it - and I love me some Chisato goodness) though the song got on my nerves a bit - I would have preferred Chisato speaking or a C-ute song in the background, but meh, we can't all be winners, right?

Reminds me of Appare Kaiten Zushi where we lost out... :/

Friday, 19 November 2010

Morning Musume: Top 8 and Top 5

Now that we are getting closer to the graduations of 3 great members, Kamei-Pie, Jun-chuu and my cute little LinLin, it is time for me to figure out how my new list of favourite members will go; who will be first and who will be last? Technically I know this already, but for the hell of it I want a pic spam; I will start off with the current 8 members and the order I rank them in.

No. 8
I have never been a big fan of Reina; I have always thought that she got more lines than she deserved and also I feel that her voice isn't that great. She's cute when she wants to be, but Wonky isn't a favourite of mine; sorry Wonky.

No. 7
Now I feel bad putting Aika THIS low - she's not that popular anyway (not like Reina is) and a lot of people do hate on her; I don't hate her, but I don't see her doing anything either - she's very shadowed in the group out of all of them and despite her nice voice, I can't see potential from the girl - she's not a Musume girl of sorts, she's more so a sub-group girl or something. I like Aika but not that much :/

No. 6

Now I was confused with who would be No. 6, and I came up with JunJun - and I LOVE JunJun but not as much as the rest of them. JunJun was never very strong vocally but she is a very cute member and one of the funniest as well, but I don't see her as one of the top 3 favourites. JunJun, you cutie, I will miss you! Sorry to put you so low on my list my darling!

No. 5

Now Sayumi became a favourite member of mine when Kusumi graduated; I adored this cute little girl who was so vain I almost fell over. Sayumi is still a favourite of mine; I do like her voice (so sue me) and I think she's a lovely member and deserves more lines than she gets. She has really become a mature woman this year and she captivated me in the Onna to Otoko no Lullaby Game PV - all she did was look sad/seductive/sexy/wantingly and I was hooked; she is one of the best members in my opinion.

No. 4

Up until VERY recently, I disliked Ai; primarily because she was one of the major line whores in all songs, but I do know she has talent. I now adore this girl to the point where I will save pictures of her just to look at her. DAMN this girl is a looker. Anyway, she is by far the greatest singer within Morning Musume and I will admit that - and if she ever graduated (it will happen we all know it) I will probably cry.

No. 3

Kamei has been ranked 3rd in my list. I never noticed her much but I knew she was a great singer and one AWESOME dancer. Kamei-Pie has actually always been my sisters favourite; but I do like this girl and she is hilarious and so random. I am going to miss her, especially as I have started to grow fond of her now (this is like the Kusumi thing, right? Everyone disliked her until a few months before her graduation - me? I always liked her). I hope she comes back to H!P.

SO! Who ranks in the top 2? Obviously it's LinLin and Risa, but who is at No. 2 and who is No. 1? Let's find out!

No. 2

Risa has actually been in my No. 1 list beforehand; I adore this girl. She's sexy, sophisticated, awesome, pure win, gorgeous, simply beautiful and a talented singer and actress. Risa is just great, and I adore this girl SO much. I do hope she gets a solo career because she clearly deserves it; Risa, stay great, because I love you and will one day meet you to confess my undying adoration of you.

No. 1


My gawd ever since I REALLY started to notice LinLin, I have realised that she is funny, talented and all-around beautiful. LinLin is basically on par with Risa, but when I heard she was graduating I burst into tears; I adore this girl and I actually wanted her to stay a little longer - I never expected her to graduate, especially so soon after Koharu, who had been my favourite member since I had gotten into Morning Musume, so when I discovered that 3 awesome members were graduating, I did literally cry. It was too soon to lose more members, and it was too soon to lose LinLin and JunJun AND Kamei, who I thought would make Leader one day.

Well now Michishige will make leader after Risa; if Reina does then I'm sorry, MoMosu, but I'd rather turn to AKB before I had Reina as your leader.

OKAY so now that we have settled that we know who my top 5 will be now, right?

No. 5

Honestly, I used to like Wonky; not so much now :/

No. 4

When Aika finally starts to show her real personality, then I might gain a little more interest in her.

No. 3

YES I set her lower on this list; however Ai is still in my top 3 and she is pretty awesome but I have a feeling I may like the next girl a bit better when there are just 5...

No. 2

Sayumi.... please just keep getting sexier and better... arigatou :D

No. 1

And Niigaki? Well she is going to always be awesome, no matter what :D NIIGAKI YOU ROCK MY SOCKS!

And my all time favourite H!P members? You wanna know?

Thursday, 18 November 2010

Appare Kaiten Zushi: The Abomination they call a PV

Now, before I even begin this review of the PV that goes to Appare Kaiten Zushi, I want you to know that I adore this song and Morning Musume as well as the rest of H!P. These are just my thoughts and opinions of the PV and why I didn't like it. I understand that the song is for a popular Sushi chain. I just wanted to vent.

Logging on today and getting my daily boost of Hello! SayuNii goodness, I didn't expect to see that the writer had updated with the new PV of  Appare Katen Zushi by Muten Musume. Of course I was prepared on what I needed to expect; I had seen the previous post the day before about the preview of this PV on Hello! SayuNii, and I had been shocked then, but after watching the whole PV I have come to realise that I still hate it.

Now it's not that it's bad; I just find it terribly boring. It's basically just their cartoon figurines dancing around and looking cute (not that I mind, but still - urgh) and showing food and whatever else. Some people may like it, but I don't, and that is my personal opinion.

Now, when I started watching the PV I expected the opening to be lively, because that is howApare Kaiten Zushi starts - lively with some jazzy beat and a load of 'WOWS' and 'WHOOS!', so I expected the opening of the PV to be exactly the same - but oooh no. No no no. Instead I get about 8 seconds of:

A fucking spinning disc! A spinning disc! 8 seconds of my life has been wasted on a disc spinning slowly towards the screen during a really good, energetic opening of a song I LOVE! Okay, let's see what the ext 4 seconds brings me...
OKAY the disc turned into a plate of sushi for the next 4 seconds... fucking aye >.>
After the spinning disc/plate we finally get to see 4 of the cartoon members - Their characters are bobbing about, closing and opening their eyes as they move across the screen towards the scary generic sushi guy who is also opening and closing his eyes happily. Thank goodness I have Kamei-candy there and LinLin-candy, even if they ARE cartoons.

AiAi looks pretty spacky in that cartoon frame... and I like Ai!

After 7 seconds of Ai, Mitsui, LinLin and Kamei we are then greeted with JunJun, Sayumi, Risa and Reina's cartoons for another 4-5 seconds, doing the same as the other 4 - blinking and jumping and moving towards those... things that are there. Though I did notice that JunJun ate the banana as she closed her eyes - cute and probably one of the few things I LIKE about this PV.

We then cut to about 8 seconds of the Characters flying in then disappearing to show the next member; this pretty much goes in age of generation order, until we get to 8th gen where it goes Mtsui, JunJun and LinLin. I have to say this is another of the few favourite parts of the PV - I like LinLin, Sayumi and Eri especially in their cartoon forms, and now that I think about it, H!P have a vendetta against poor Aika; her cartoon isn't the best and the hair - well it sucks basically. I've also noticed that Kamei's cartoon is the most high-maintenance in looks.
We are then treated to a surprised Kamei, watching the others fly around her in mini-form - she's then shocked soon after. I d appreciate that they have put a bit of focus on Kamei - even if it IS her cartoon version...

After that we are treated to the members flitting around the screen again, this time from right to left, and disappearing in mili-seconds before this happens:
PLATE OF MUTEN MUSUME!.... 'nuf said really...
Look at them fly... their faces, too. Sayumi's screms 'I CAN SEE AI PANTSU!' and Risa is just trying to get a good luck... Reina's happy at the prospect of cartoony Ai pantsu, seeing as she's dancing whilst Kamei looks up Sayu's skirt and eats sushi. JunJun... well she has a banana in her mouth so enough said there, whist Mitsui is happy that she's not last in something and LinLin - well LinLin's ALWAYS happy... HEY LOOK WATERMELON...

After that we listen to Ai's awesome solo - and guess what? We get this:
SUSHI PLATES! - they move down the screen... or up. I never pay attention during these crappy scenes. And then we are graced with these guys:
D'aww... and then when the next soo comes up, we get the same thing; but instead there is a blue background, sushi piling up and then a row of 4 in front, 4 in the back and HAPPEH FACES! Especially Sayu's;
Definately the happiest is our Sayu. After that we get that up-beat WOW! And we see a scene where the camera basically spans from JunJun to everyone else; and guess who's at the front?
LINLIN FTW! FINALLY! Though Mitsui is still stuck somewhere in the back...

After that WOW! The chorus presents itself with those epic 'Guru Guru Guru Guru Guru's'that I love and dance to happily and spackily like. I expected something AWESOME for this chorus... well fucking HELL TO THE NO I got this piece of... this:

FISH BOWL! FUCKING FISH BOWLS moseying down what looks like a conveyor belt! FUCKING FISH BOWLS WITH THEIR HEADS IN THEM! My fucking goodness they couldn't have killed the song more for me... fucking HELL.

Well after that we get their 'Appare Kaiten Zushi' where we see Mitsui, then Reina and then finally Ai fly in - and then we get the cartoon version of the restaurant. Why no pics? Cos I suck that's why.
We're now in the 1:20 mark now, and during Sayu's solo and other solos we get the frst 4 members' pictures: Ai, Risa, Kamei and Sayumi. Then we return to this:
We have the rest of the members fly by again and then finally we see the last four members with their names: Reina, Mitsui, JunJun and finally LinLin.

We are FINALLY on Niigaki's solo; now I LOVE Niigaki, her voice is made of win and she's sexy; so I wanted a nice scene for her and I pictured a scene for her i my head; I wasn't expecting.. this crap. Then again I wasn't expecting this PV.

... *blows up* FUCKING PLATES?

Well space is where I wanna be right about now thanks to this fucking PV...
We're back to the chorus and we finally have some form of movement - albeit that movement being the girlies bouncing around space with food around them.... aye aye...
And then they change outfits? I only capped this one where JunJun and LinLin are wearing their uniforms but yeah... they all change outfits.
We then get Muten Musume flying through space.... LinLin seems ecstatic.... shooting star~ LinLin is my star...
Muten Musume: Space Invaders
After that we get repeated clips: Muten Musume in space with sushi swirling around them, fish bowls that have encased their heads and them changing into their uniforms as well as the characters flying about, the Surprised Kamei and.... urgh... that spinning plate and disc >.>

Then we have, during Reina's last solo where she talk/sings:

Sleeping Muten Musume. This pans out to the sky where we see the moon with Sushi man and Sushi girl and a house thing sitting atop the moon, which then turns into that plate of fucking spinning sushi. URGH!

OKAY so, this PV = a waste of my fucking life.

It had a few good moments but it was mostly boring, crap and platey. I wasn't expecting a PV filled with cartoons, I was expecting the people there, acting and dancing and lip-syncing to the song. The PV was not what I imagined it to be, which is probably why I hate it so much; here's what I was expecting:

I was expecting to see the REAL Muten Musume, in their costumes. I wanted to see them in a restaurant, where Ai, Risa, Reina and LinLin served sushi to Miliatry Sexys Sayumi, Kamei, JunJun and Aika. I wanted to see the military sexys walk into the Sushi restaurant whilst the Waitresses of Awesome were behind the counter, looking up to see who had entered only to find Eye-Candy. I wanted to see a close-up of JunJun looking up to see LinLin and smiling at her as she served JunJun a pate of sushi, I wanted to see Sayumi, sitting back in a chair, eyeing up Ai-chan from afar. I wanted to see Risa walking in slow-mo whlist holding up a plate of Sushi, smiling that award-winning smile of hers as she went to serve the sushi. I wanted to see a real conveyer belt of sushi bringing out individual platers and the girls working behind the counter, cleaning tables, wiggling their butts and what not. I wanted a dance shot with wiggly butts, sexy, lovely smiles and hand movements. I wanted REAL PEOPLE AND SEXY STUFF!

But no.. we had to get THIS PV. This fucking abomination of a PV.

Fuck YOU Kaiten Zushi... until you give me the PV that I wanted or some PV that is better than what you have given me...

Aye Aye Aye...